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Farting and Pooping fetish, nothing extreme

I am looking for a long-term relationship ultimately, but I'm very fetishy oriented. I am going through a divorce right now and I'm free to take serious interest, but I'm not going to be too quick to jump into bed with someone. I'm adventurous, thoughtful, and funny. I am a very happy, exuberant person. I am an avid whitewater rafter and I would love someone who is into the outdoors and not afraid of whitewater! There are many things to a relationship, but I know myself well enough that I need to find someone with the same kinks and would love the sexy intimacy of taking poops together. I'm pretty innocent and I don't have a lot of experience with sexual things. I've had a very dull sex life with my wife of 15 years.

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Affair Preferences

Describe your favorite affair fantasyI'm going through a divorce and I'm free to date and look for my lifelong partner now!
Does your partner know?Yes
How often does your spouse leave you alone?All the time

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildSlim
Height185 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairBeard
Best featureButt
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo special condition
Endowment (length)Long
Endowment (width)Thick
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSeparated
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationThere is no noise
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyResearch / Science / Engineering
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleQuality Inspector

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfulness
My perfect matchA southern gal, BBW just looking for online stuff discretely. Someone looking for working toward a committed sorta thing.
Our first dateSelfie share and maybe a video.
EthnicityNo preference
Body typeA few extra pounds, Average, BBW/BHM, Curvy, Fit, Heavyset, Thick, Voluptuous

Fetishes

FetishesOther

Sexual Activities

Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkTurns me on

Sexual Interests

CybersexEvery once in a while
Oral Sex isOverrated
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Dildos/Vibrators, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Size matterYes, definitely
"Off Limits":Everything until I get to know you

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyGetting each other off while pooping ????
Fantasy locationAirplane, At a park, Hotel/motel, Public bathroom
Fantasy sex partner:A southern gal, big ass, big gas, a fetching southern accent and a lot of beans;)